meme hell-where the worst of the universe goes
Thats Micheal, hes our mascot
ok so i was walking down the street with my girl (pictured left) when the absoloute madman comes out and starts showing off his mad yu gi oh cards he had six, SIX Blue Eyes White Dragon cards all neatly put together in a laminated folder, needless to say my gf left me immedietly
after the rush of seeing those cards subsided i felt an intense rage that could only be solved with a #vinylhaul so i went down to my local record store and guess who was there? LAUCHIE, that fly son of a bitch had taken my girl and NOW WAS TAKING MY COPY OF GEE TEE DEBUT ALBUM LTD TO 300 COPIES WORLDWIDE!!!! (pictured right)
so please, i beg of you, if you have any information on his location please contact me here at this point i know hes in a hardcore punk tribute to the wiggles called Swoop Paradox and he has has an extremely small big toe on his left foot
UPDATE!!1!, after weeks of having this website up a man named James came forward and provided this picture of his dad, his dad (Devin) is my best bet of getting to that slimey son of a bitch, if you see this man please contact me at the aboce situation
so as you may know i am a pokemon master, what you will find are my 8 favourte cards
if you have better ones send them to me at this adress: 5330 Great Ocean Rd, Allansford VIC 3277
I know i may not be the best looking pokemon player, im no king player wining all the tournements, but i can promise you this. I will be the very best. Im no ween im just a dedicated homegrown pokemon master, legend, im no chicken
He was a little weiner to me and wrote a diss track about me , so i wrote one back